A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.” Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked… “Then why did you eat him?”
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SEX POEM: Roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs & give me an hour. *Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game- guys get all the pleasure & girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital- a baby with no name. The baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore, this never wouldve happened if the rubber hadnt tore! *Sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs & pray 2 god u dont multiply.Roses r red, grass is green, open ur legs & ill fill u with cream. *Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r forgiven so stick it in. *Roses r nice, violets r fine, ill be the 6 if u b the 9. *Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont be sassy, use ur tounge & make it NASTY!
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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, “heating your dinner” was not the right answer.
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GIRLFRIEND- Happy 18 birthday I love you BOYFRIEND-Sooo…what’s my present? GIRLFRIEND-Well , you’re 18 now so it starts with an “F” and ends with “uck” BOYFRIEND-Oh my god I’m getting a firetruck
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What a kiss means…. ♥ Kiss on the stomach = Im ready ♥ Kiss on the Forehead =”i hope we’re together forever” ♥ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything … … … ♥ Kiss on the Cheek = “We’re friends” ♥ Kiss on the Hand = “I adore you” ♥ Kiss on the Neck = “we belong together” ♥ Kiss on the Shoulder = “I want you” ♥ Kiss on the Lips = I love you” What the gesture means… ♥ Holding Hands = “we definitely love each other” ♥ Slap on the Butt = “That’s mine” ♥ Holding on tight = “i don’t want to let go” ♥ Looking into each other’s Eyes = “i just plain love you” ♥ Playing with Hair = “Tell me you love me” ♥ Arms around the Waist = “I love you too much to let go” ♥ Laughing while Kissing = “I am completely comfortable with you” —Advice—♥ Dont ask for a kiss, take one. ♥ If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love. —Requirements—♥ Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, Someone… Do it!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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